okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick
i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
I wish I knew interesting people and took interesting pictures and had an interesting life but even if I did I’d still be the uninteresting one
Sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes but then I remember once my friend came back from her vacation to see a robber in her house and then her family sat him down and then they all had a lengthy discussion about life choices
taking a shit after a stressful day at work is the best feeling ever like wow I’m gonna flush my problems away